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well now, we call this the act of mating

21, New Paltz and Long Island
Aug 28 '15

ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel:

paul-is-my-bitch:

I wonder what cats dream of?

I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE

Aug 28 '15

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

Jul 22 '14
  • fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae
Jul 22 '14
Jul 22 '14

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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Jul 22 '14
freagrai:
“BOZZZZZZZ me tooooo wayd
”

freagrai:

BOZZZZZZZ me tooooo wayd

Jul 22 '14
  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
Jul 22 '14

one-big-r00m:

omg I wish

Jul 22 '14

(Source: thebloodrage)

Jul 22 '14

madehimsaycomfychairs:

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

He is nowhere near the general location of even kind of fucking around.